Have a Horsey Jolly Christmas
(to the tune of Have A Holly Jolly Christmas)

Have a horsey, jolly Christmas;

It’s the best time of the year

I don’t know if there’ll be snow

but have a bang at the steed

Have a horsey, jolly Christmas;

And when you walk down to the barn

Say Hello to the animals you love

and fuck them next

Oh

ho

the horse’s dick

hung up and so erect;

Some animal wants you;

Suck him up once for me

Have a horsey jolly Christmas

and in case you didn’t hear

Oh by golly

have a horsey

jolly Christmas this year

****
(From the back of the “Web Stage”, we see the Author grinning like hell as he sang from his copy of “Bestial Christmas Carols” hymn book.)

The Author: (singing off-key) have a horsey….jolly Christmas this year!!!!

Voice from a far: There he is!!!! Blasphemer!!!!

Voice # 2: Death to the Herectic!!!

The Author: (looking nervous) Uh, oh.

(The Author makes a run for it. Followed by an angry mob of religious people and animal rights fanatics, all carrying torches and pitchforks.)

the Author’s voice: Come on, you guys. Its Christmas!!! The Season of forgiveness and all that shit!!! Can’t you people take a little joke!!! Aaaaaaiiiiiieeee!!!!

The MOB of Doom: Burn the Heretic!!! Blasphemer!!! Kill him!!!

The End?

or Have A Bestial Christmas and a Fucking New Year!!!

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